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Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in Issac's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
11:37 pm
Mdectaion
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
3:57 pm
And the point of that was...?
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAAAY!!

I spend so much time in character development that I never actually write anything.
By the time I have a story to post I'll have the drawing skills to create how they're supposed to look.

Well, then. I'll be back next year to say nothing.

Current Mood: blank
Sunday, December 3rd, 2006
12:25 am
Republicans vs Shaq's Penis
Since I haven't been able to write anything (sharable) for my page, I'm posting a conversation I have with this closet-racist "republican catholic" contact of mine. Now, see, I'm probably the complete opposite of this guy. He's like Archie Bunker without the good heart. I... I think I really wanna be Doctor Cox from Scrubs.

I don't talk to most people like this. When I talk to him, my goal is to make his ig'nant ass uncomfortable enough that he hesitates to contact me while I sharpen my skills against the blatently and shamefully ignorant.

So anyway, here's one of many conversations we've had, this is one of the few worth posting. It's got everything: humor, tragedy, double entrendres, nudity and in the end I die a little inside.

The names have been changed cuz this comes from my personal account.
This log is rated R for strong language. Strong like Shaq's penis.

-==-

RepubCath: Hey Pete

WilliePete: Yo

RepubCath: Remember my cousin that you met over the summer?

RepubCath: He became a dad yesterday, his wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl 15 days before the due date.

WilliePete: Well, maybe next time she'll hit closer to the target. Very close, though.

RepubCath: Yeah

RepubCath: Fortunately the baby is healthy, thats all that truly matters.

WilliePete: Maybe, but what will it study in college?

WilliePete: I hope they can protect it from identity theft.

RepubCath: lol..first of all, she's a human being..so refer to her as "she", not "it"

WilliePete: So you're already assigning a gender role... assuming it's going to be a "STRAIGHT baby".

RepubCath: wtf?

WilliePete: Though, I can't blame ya, I'd think she'd be happier straight.

RepubCath: I'm assigning a gender because she has a vagina

WilliePete: Wow. That's waaaaay more information that I ever wanted.

WilliePete: Tell ya what, though, in about 19 years, bring it up again. You'll have my attention.

RepubCath: lol

WilliePete: Well, you look better. Not sick anymore.

RepubCath: umm, ok....not quite sure why I looked sick to you before

RepubCath: but whatever

WilliePete: You looked sick. I thought that was kinda explanitory, but...

RepubCath: no, that made about as much sense as your cracks that you make about you thinking I am gay

RepubCath: In other words, none at all

WilliePete: I base my humor on logical solutions. Hey, if the glass slipper fits...

RepubCath: Yes, but I didn't see any logic in your humor reguarding those two issues

WilliePete: Sounds like a personal problem : ) :P

RepubCath: Also, I looked on the internet reguarding Bruce Springsteens sexuality and found no real evidence that he is gay.

WilliePete: Wow. You're really hung up on his sexual preference. That's... a little strange.

RepubCath: Well you never gave me any facts to back up why he is gay. Whenever someone makes a revolution and doesn't provide the facts, that always leaves me in a place where research needs to be done.

RepubCath: In fact, you absolutely refused to tell me why you "knew" this about him.

WilliePete: I have to worry about why you're so curious about where he puts his penis, that's all.

WilliePete: You should look more to the music and less into his free time. That's the straight angle, really.

RepubCath: Well thats how I look at Elton John, Michael Stipe & Melissa Etheridge. But you are making some harsh accusations about Bruce's sexuality. Since he happens to be an artist that I listen to, of course I am curious as to whether what you say about him is true or not.

WilliePete: I think we should move on from the sexuality of people we're not sexually interested in; I don't mind if Bruce putts from the rough, that's his business.

WilliePete: Speaking of nudity, Barenaked Ladies may be coming around.

RepubCath: I don't mind what Bruce chooses to do, just feel bettrer knowing one way or the other. I've paid to see other artists who are gay, simply because I like their music. The Boss' sexuality won't change what I think about his music.

WilliePete: Awesome. So we'll consider the matter closed.

RepubCath: Okay, fair enough. Unless you truly have information which definitely proves Bruce is gay...from my research I say he is straight.

WilliePete: Though, I still wonder how big Shaq's penis is.

WilliePete: I mean, I've seen pr0n, he's got to be packing a small zepplin.

RepubCath: eww, thats something I don't want to think about

WilliePete: It's got to be like a tree trunk. I'm only curious cuz the man is freakin' huge.

WilliePete: Proportions are consistant...

WilliePete: Like a Subway footlong.

WilliePete: Rye, of course.

RepubCath: Like I said, I don't spend time thinking about other guys dicks

WilliePete: Neither do I, but this is an oddity I can't just avoid.

WilliePete: I mean, it's got to be like a Louisville Slugger.

RepubCath: I have no comment, but whatever floats your boat

WilliePete: It's not about the jewels, just the sheer size of the tree. I mean, I bet you could swing from the damn thing.

RepubCath: =-O I don't wanna think about it

WilliePete: Honestly, that's one man I'd hope wasn't gay. I'd hate to be the recipient of that lincoln log!

RepubCath: Maybe if I liked touching other dicks then that would be cool. But since I don't, I find the discussion rather disgusting.

WilliePete: I never said I wanted to touch it. I'm worried you're putting words into the conversation that weren't there.

WilliePete: I'm just having a simple query about a giant man's massive manacotti. Not touching it, just pondering it's immensity.

RepubCath: But I don't understand what the fascination is. Straight women don't talk like this about other womens brests, so it just seems a bit awkward.

WilliePete: How do you know?

WilliePete: Some of the straight women I know have talked to me about large (real) breasted women.

WilliePete: We decided that at some point it creates back problems.

RepubCath: I suppose I don't know for sure. But I have had plenty of conversations with femlae friends and never heard anything like that before.

WilliePete: There are some things I could say about that but I'll skip it for now, this isn't the conversation for those thoughts.

RepubCath: alrighty

WilliePete: You know, I'd bet they covered giant peni' on the Man Show.

WilliePete: I've seen the ones on bosoms.

RepubCath: They probably did

WilliePete: I mean, it's got to be like a dark fire hydrant.

WilliePete: Minus the side valves, of course.

RepubCath: ok, thats enough already

WilliePete: I wonder if it counts as a human oddity, like a long tongue.

WilliePete: You know who has a really long tongue?

RepubCath: Gene Simmons from Kiss

WilliePete: Exactly.

RepubCath: Cher can move her tongue around all crazy, not sure how long it is though

WilliePete: I don't know if that would count as odd. A talant, sure.

RepubCath: yeah

RepubCath: I bet she gives good head

WilliePete: I wonder if Shaq could actually get head.

WilliePete: Probably split her skull like a snake.

RepubCath: I remember some of the whores at Newbury College, they would brag about how many bj's they gave various basketball team members

RepubCath: Bad enough they are so premiscuous, but on top of that they obviously have no self respect as white women having relations like that with a black guy.

WilliePete: So.... you have been thinking about interracial blowjobs. Huh.

RepubCath: I just remember that situation back in college

WilliePete: I have to wonder which race of woman has the jaw length for a Shaq blowjob.

RepubCath: the whore lived only a couple rooms down from me my freshman year

WilliePete: Mmm... jezebelles.

WilliePete: Nothing wrong with a bj when in need.

RepubCath: Black dick should stay out of white women, period.

WilliePete: Now I have to think about throat elasticity... If Shaq shot the pooch, would that kill the chick giving him head?

RepubCath: lmao, I have no idea

WilliePete: God, his load must be like a baggy of applesauce.

WilliePete: I don't mean sandwich baggy, I mean those Glad one-gallon ones.

RepubCath: yikes

RepubCath: that would be quite a load

WilliePete: I think I'm going to skip that, load size doesn't matter. And it's a little to amature pr0n for my taste.

WilliePete: ... but I bet he could dent a block of wood.

RepubCath: I'll just nod and say "okay" here, cuz I don't have anything else to say

WilliePete: Still, I mean, he's black, so I'd bet it was bigger than Andre the Giant's.

RepubCath: I get it, Pete..Shaq is tall so he has a big dick. Enough said.

WilliePete: Naw, I mean, I wonder about the size. It might not be that big, our bodies don't work like that.

WilliePete: Could be 13 inches long, could be 13 inches around. Or neither. You know what I'm saying.

RepubCath: arrgh, i am done talking about this

WilliePete: Roger that. I'll let you know if I get any real evidence. Speculation is such a demon.

RepubCath: ahh, ok

WilliePete: I just wish I could stop thinking about it every now and then.

RepubCath: Yeah, me too

WilliePete: You think about it too?? I knew it! Awesome, dawg!

WilliePete: I thought I was alone and you show up with the light.

WilliePete: Bonus points, my man.

RepubCath: No, meaning I wish you would stop talkiong about this

RepubCath: That won't happen unless your thoughts stop too.

WilliePete: Oh, harsh bud, man.

RepubCath: lol, its ok

WilliePete: I thought you had my back and you knife it. Mega-ouch.

RepubCath: :-P

WilliePete: Ah, well. You are who you eat.

WilliePete: I'm a pretty blond named "Samus".

WilliePete: I have impure thoughts about Samus Aran...

-==-

... Next time I'm gonna have to do a Mystery Science Theatre on it, there's so many inside thoughts I wanted to add but I needed to keep this short.
Thursday, October 19th, 2006
10:20 pm
Something you don't do every day.
Tonight I had dinner with Hedda Nussbaum.
Friday, August 4th, 2006
2:16 am
Wait a Darwin damn minute!
Bexx here. I save this stuff for other weblogs but since I got this one from someone on LJ I felt I'd post here since I run half this journal!

You Failed the Exam

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

But you failed: Do not pass Go, do not collect a paycheck, go directly to Hell.


I think this is why I don't do these stupid things. Bad luck follows me like a drunken tattoo.

Current Mood: indifferent
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
11:58 pm
Perpetual construction
Resetting. Back soon.

Live Journal has to be the hardest journal I've had to navigate. It's easier just to type the html up in the address bar than do find the links I want.
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